“I feel like a pig shat in my head.”
—Withnail, Withnail & I (via chicagoroses)
February 2012
January 2012
So Stephen Colbert regenerated last night, right?
Yes he did.
I think I should give my guitar a name.
Suggestions?
That Daily Show / Colbert Report chase scene was an awesome piece of comedy. I expect to see Gifs of it on my Dash ASAP.
NEED GIFS BECAUSE I CAN’T WATCH IT UNTIL TOMORROW!
Guess who's currently downloading Series 1 of Luther
Guess who just died at “I’m Mark North”
so is it just me or does kenneth branagh look like martin freeman and rupert graves became one person
SCREAMING
mo, in fact, ironicsnowflake and the kid were commenting on it last night.
cannot unsee
Admiral Pellew appreciation post.
Ten Little Bullets in my Hand: Doctor Who Abridged: The TV Movie →
tenlittlebullets.tumblr.com
Warning: spoilers for the movie obviously. And if you read this without having seen it and you think it’s bad, YEAH IT IS BUT WATCH IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING.
DOCTOR WHO: THE TV MOVIE (OR THE ENEMY WITHIN. OR PAUL MCGANN IS BEAUTIFUL OHMYGOD…
Can this…can this…happen? Because, things I want: this.
Other suggestions:
-Lewd comments (and drinking) for every “my/his/the Doctor’s body”
-Ditto for every time the goosnake starts sliming things up.
-Flag waving (and drinking) for every blatant instance of MERKA
-Everyone has to dig up old Y2K party hats/glasses/etc to wear for party scenes
-Rewritten Auld Lang Syne lyrics to sing during fireworks. (“How long ‘til all this be forgot/from Eight’s amnesiac mind?” and so on)
-Trade shoes with your neighbor, devise a way to make them fit perfectly.
-Prizes for the person who most successfully drezzes for the occasion.
“-Rewritten Auld Lang Syne lyrics to sing during fireworks. (“How long ‘til all this be forgot/from Eight’s amnesiac mind?” and so on)”
LMAO
Doctor Who Abridged: The TV Movie
Warning: spoilers for the movie obviously. And if you read this without having seen it and you think it’s bad, YEAH IT IS BUT WATCH IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING.
DOCTOR WHO: THE TV MOVIE (OR THE ENEMY WITHIN. OR PAUL MCGANN IS BEAUTIFUL OHMYGOD LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE FACE AND HIS VOICE IS MADE OF PURE SEX JESUS CHRIST WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS MOVIE)
Doctor: Hello I’m Paul McGann and my voice is made of pure sex.
Skaro: HELLO
Doctor: Wh— what the fuck. What the fuck is Skaro doing here. I blew it up during Remembrance of the Daleks. WHAT THE HELL BRO
Skaro: The Master is on trial here lol
Doctor: wat
Skaro: YEP also Dalek voices are weirdly high for some reason. Aaaanyway the Master is sentenced to death and shit and he wants you to take his ashes to Gallifrey. For some reason.
Doctor: Nononono back up. So the Master was on trial on the planet Skaro, which technically has been blown up, and not just on Gallifrey, which is… you know… his home planet. Plus, why would the Daleks want to put him on trial? Wouldn’t that be a job for the Time Lords? And how am I going to get his ashes from Skaro anyway, the Daleks hate my guts. IS THIS A TRAP. IS THAT WHAT THIS IS. I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON
Skaro: Listen bro—
Doctor: AND WHY IS THAT PLANET TALKING TO ME
Skaro: dude
Doctor: AND WHAT ARE THOSE SNAKE EYES FLOATING IN SPACE
Master: Those are my eyes I MEAN I’M DEAD
Doctor: SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE SNAKE EYES
Master: …
Doctor: WE’RE NOT EVEN A MINUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND IT ALREADY DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
Opening credits: Yeah but look at these awesome opening credits
I want to copy and paste a funny excerpt here but I’ll just end up pasting the whole thing, so…enjoy!
