my-hearts-require-tea:

[[MUFFLED PORN MUSIC PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE]]

8Q

my-hearts-require-tea:

Disappointed Potemkin. 

Poor dear.

my-hearts-require-tea:

Giffing this was a bad idea. 

so majestic

my-hearts-require-tea:

Fight, little chipmunk, fight!

omg he falls over so spectacularly tho

my-hearts-require-tea:

Surprised Potemkin for your viewing pleasure.

oh hearts you poor thing

breathe, lieutenant

my-hearts-require-tea:

-comments censored and expletives deleted-

• • #playgirl’s center spread for summer 1767 or something

my-hearts-require-tea:

‘Making of’ featurettes are fun because they let you have different angles of things.

 (or at least i think they’re different angles…I’M TOO BUSY BEING BLINDED BY THE PRETTY TO REALLY CARE)

degenezijde:

monocledmutineer:

Paul being lovely as always in Catherine the Great.

this should come with a warning

mybelovedcheshire:

lebedeinetraume:

my-hearts-require-tea:

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Oh my good god…

I agree.

bouffantofdoom:

monocledmutineer:

It’s Monday here.  Paul McGann as Potemkin in Catherine the Great.

THE HAIR!!!!!!!! *pets*

daguchna:

OOOOH SWEET JESUSSSSSS

naughtylupine:

my-hearts-require-tea:

captnbunny:

has this been posted yet or

(sorry)

OH GOD THE NOSE NUZZLE I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT BEFORE!!!

OH GOD SEND HELP!!

YOUR LIEUTENANT IS DOWN!

If there’s the slightest chance that Catherine the Great hasn’t utterly destroyed your life yet, have this post again to remove it.